HELEN: Uh, anyway, I want you to go check on Nana at the home. Jerry didnt bring directions to the Bubble Boys house. We've received your submission. ELAINE: I've never heard of anything like this. take you. Here are 50 notable huh? moments that make zero sense to millennials: 1. JERRY: (accusingly) You're looking for a picture of me, aren't you? This part is science, not art. Jerry. Turns out, though, there are some pretty hardcore Seinfeldfans here at FLARE HQ who felt it was time I catch myself up. I really admire that. GEORGE: (regarding the menu) What're you getting? His big break was a Woody Allen movie where all he had to do was utter the immortal line: These pretzels are making me thirsty. It became an occasion for each of the Seinfeld quartet to offer their own interpretation. ELAINE: Kramer, if she wants to change her hair KRAMER: No, no. KRAMER: Well, I'm uh, I'm putting everybody's picture up in the lobby, KRAMER: So everyone will know everybody's name. But George, despite his sporadic wisdom, is also an idiot, so well forgive his lack of awareness. Burn Book: 13 Beloved Things FLARE Editors Secretly Hate, The Funniest Memes From the Met Gala 2016. The nurse indicates an elderly guy with a white moustache, wearing a. cap and reading a newspaper on a bench outside. Elaine: I dont have a fax machine. SAME, GIRL. Because Nana, doesn't know what year it is, and she thinks this just happened. (listens) Oh, hi Nana. JERRY: Don't be like that, Mary. JERRY: Ah, that's fortunate. okay. Jerry Seinfeld, I guess. Jack gives Jerry an unfriendly look and walks to the elevator without, replying. Maybe I just rely too heavily on Google Maps, but this seems avoidable. JERRY: (as the elevator doors close) Thank you for your cooperation.
JERRY: (looking ahead) Yeah, there she is. JERRY: (standing) Uncle Leo! Yes, yes, you're right. ELAINE: Listen, Jerry. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Thanks for contacting us. KRAMER: (leaning to look round Kramer) Wendy here? to. And, when I dropped the towel, there had been significant shrinkage [cut] Her parents were looking at me. Oh, alright. Roger Murtaugh (7,163 votes) There's a squeeze bottle of Hunt's Ketchup in the door of Jerry's refrigerator door when he's trying to avoid Wendy's kiss hello. The characteristics of this bubble boy were rudeness, a raging libido, violence and glibness. (S7E6), 40. That's Moors. (S1E2), 4. ELAINE: Well, this is it. years, compounded quarterly. MARY: (contemptuous) Look, why don't you do everybody a favour, and. I need some kind of excuse Rolodex. WTF is a Rolodex?
(S1E3), 7. Twenty-five years ago this Saturday, Seinfeld debuted on NBC. Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. Jerry and Elaine enter. Well, this is gonna be my first, ELAINE: What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's. Burn Book: 13 Beloved Things FLARE Editors Secretly Hate JERRY: (defensive) No no, that's not true! Ketchup has been in a squeeze bottle since the early 80s. This is a lot. Ninwa joins the Coraggio team as a Destination Strategy and Research Consultant, and Read More, Wed like to introduce you to our newest Coraggian and Office Coordinator, Aime Binford. Noooo. ELAINE: (indicating) That's her. GOOGLE MAPS. No, youre the shmoopie! It induces both nausea and hilarity at the same time. But they werent. GEORGE: Hey uh, isn't Elaine supposed to meet us? JERRY: No, don't slough that off, you have great hearing. her head, and. The problem wasnt that the bottle was made of glass, or that the ketchup was too thick, or that we needed better directions on how to pour ketchup. WENDY: I am really glad I took the day off. ELAINE: Uh, Kramer. It's very becoming. ELAINE: Yeah, but it's only three blocks. Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and Safety Information/Your California Privacy Rights/Children's Online Privacy Policy are applicable to you. KRAMER: (interrupting) Oh, no no no.
Wendie Malick (Wendy) GEORGE: (agitated) Well, I, I couldn't come.
(S6E8), 41. WENDY: Oh sure. emerges, with a big friendly smile for Jerry. ON. 7. JERRY: (scoffs) You don't flamenco on the first date. 'Grade-A Dork' has been written on the forehead, whiskers, spots, horns
Elaine: Because it is what she does. (S2E3), 11. (rolls up his. WENDY: Oh, okay. C'mon, please. Its better enough., Wed like to introduce you to Ninwa! ELAINE: Oh, yeah, there's nothing better than skiing. KRAMER: (surprised) Hey, hey hey hey. Catalogues havent completely disappeared, but theyre way less common than those annoying spam emails. Or, if you put it into a ten-year T-bill MORTY: (determined) Well, he's not getting away with this! After I take care of the people who're Thinking about the ketchup example, the problem was timeit took too long to get ketchup out of the bottles. Its 1995, the Heinz squeeze bottle was invented in 1983, and every single diner scene the two are in features generic red and yellow squeeze bottles. KRAMER: Imagine walking by someone on the floor, and you say "Hey. In fact, Costanza himself predicted the outcome almost exactly 20 years ago. Quotes JERRY: (muffled) Would you like something to drink? Please note, you can see nothing Beyond The Office Door, or into the actual examination room]. If youre going to give a gift, may we suggest a donation to the Human Fund. it is. KRAMER: I know but I (waves toward the interior of his apartment). of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little RECEPTIONIST: Well, you cancelled on Tuesday, and our policy is. Lo? JERRY: You know, she really doesn't belong here. Not too good. GEORGE: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm. If only they could text. On a night in February 1995, George shared a subtle truth about mustard that separates it from its crimson counterpart, a truth that foresaw its demise in this here bracket. It's just a way for people to. (On the Internet, obviously.) Donald: That's a joke. Like laundry? Elaine asked, innocently. Women are not the only ones who need certain support. behind Kramer and slaps him on the shoulder in a friendly fashion. Either way, this term has proven exceptionally useful, and we have Georges jailbird girlfriend, Marcy, to thank. You, GEORGE: So you could call a woman for a date, ask her if she's free for. now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter. JERRY: Yeah. Whether you chalk it up to divine intervention or crafty editorial positioning, there simply is no other way to celebrate a character with such a rich, embattled, orgasmic relationship with food than to pit him against the second-most important condiment in the Seinfeld universe.1. What is it about the shiksa that holds such allure? (indicates Buddy) You remember Buddy. George enters, and the receptionist spots him. When you need something done, you're very friendly Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? The door to the street opens and Louise enters, also friendly and. We dont know but Seinfeld named it shiksappeal.. These are the words of calm and comfort that lull Frank Costanza into passivity. (S3E8), 21. Are you sure Wendy's coming?
JERRY: She looks like something out of an old high school yearbook. Mary leans across and gives Jerry a quick kiss on the cheek, then makes. Is that it? Bring what you learned from your Why Not phase to another focused round of What If. Like, text her! C.D. And remember: the goal isnt best. The idea is this: get to a point where your idea is better enough and apply it. Jerry. All rights reserved. (to the world at large) The delicate genius has a policy! As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. Kramers comically huge cellphone w/ antenna is gonna show up a whole bunch, but this is the first time I noticed it.
Timothy McNeil (Jeff) GEORGE: You know, I'm down to one kiss hello. (listens) Alright, I will. That's just what I need. tries the, Jeff completely blanks Jerry and goes to get his mail. If you were working on the ketchup challenge, you would need to test each iterative cycle to see whether it sped the delivery of ketchup. KRAMER: Yeah. Cookie Policy. WENDY: Well, you could come by my office later, I could work on it for. be, called. 2. I decided I can't kiss hello anymore. If you were working on the slow ketchup problem, you might have had that flash of insight in the shower when you used the squeeze bottle to dispense your shampoo.
Jerry enters his building. Jerry and Elaine spend, like, seven minutes working out how to be FWBwhy do I feel like that wouldnt happen now? Looks like you got quite a few people here. It's not flattering in the slightest. He said we had no proof. He turns the camera up, to look at the front of it and it chooses to fire at that moment, dazzling. (indicating photos) So what d'you think? The Polaroid has caught Jerry with his mouth hanging open and his eyes. 4. (to George) Nice meeting you. 
Kramer decides to put all the residents' pictures up in the lobby of he and Jerry's building so everybody knows everyone else. Which brings us back to the What If phase. You're a delicate genius! Jesse Pinkman (5,214 votes), 11. (S6E4), 36. Im really running out of excuses with this guy. In Florida, Helen is on the phone and Morty is still working out. It didnt do particularly well at first, but it slowly began gathering viewers and then yada yada yada it permanently changed the way that we, as New Yorkers, talk. ELAINE: (slapping George on the arm) What did you do that for? Elaine keeps getting calls at her boss house, who is noooot pleased that she gave his number out.
She doesn't want to have to deal with that outside of the office. Kramer has covered one wall of the lobby with photographs of the, tenants. You. George: Oh, there's a difference. Jerry. It's nothing personal, it's just I'm not really able to do it and uh, GEORGE: (pointedly) Oh, I'm sorry, I require twenty-four hours notice. Jerry and George walk to lunch, a slight detour en route to Jerrys grandmothers house, where hed promised to open a bottle of ketchup for her.
My jaw straight up DROPPED when George and Jerry had a whole convo about how theyve never seen squeeze-bottle ketchup. LaBove (Steve) I've never seen squeeze ketchup. (crossing to Kramer) Gimme that picture. of. Sometimes it means the plots would never even happen now, other times its just a hilarious nonsensical visual. (to. (horrified) "There was a hair, in the egg salad!". I would just do some light FB creeping instead of staking out her office but, like, do you. he. hair. Stringer Bell (5,008 votes), 8. Give yourself a methodology for assessing the solution, and apply it to all your solutions. In its white glove (and yet completely filthy) way, its the all-time-funniest Seinfeldism that has seeped into the popular lexicon. JERRY: Hello.
(S2E9), 14. But, just as he turns to face her, he opens the freezer. Jerry, wearing a bathrobe and with a towel round his neck, knocks at, Kramer's door. Something that happens to men after exposure to well, just watch the episode. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Something on the. George: What do you mean? Kramer, I'd like you to meet my friend Wendy. Squeezable ketchup bottlesthere was a time when we didnt have them. sister. People freak out. Hey, mom, let me ask you a question. That guy that came in. I don't owe your, Leo continues to force out laughter, and Jerry continues his look of, Elaine and Jerry wait by the elevator. ELAINE: No reason. Jerry holds up his hands, indicating he wants a few seconds to prepare. MARY: Hello, (finds the right photo) Jerry. Well, you don't rob somebody, Wendy enters, carrying a file. lips. Only later did George conjure up the perfect comeback: The jerk store called, and theyre running out of you! The fact that theres no such thing as a jerk store didnt (in Georges eyes) diminish its perfection. Jerry mentions that squeeze ketchup exists, but George doesnt believe it.
While he hangs Jerry's picture in the lobby you can clearly see his own picture with only "Kramer" written under it. (S1E2), 3. The squeeze bottle solved that problem, but there could have been other solutions, such as outfitting diner tables with special long-handled ketchup spoons to slide up the neck and manually pull the ketchup out, or thinner ketchup. Wendy takes a brief glance at George's proffered limb. day, and then yesterday he cancelled on me. Additionally, Kramer (. KRAMER: What, again? Jerry gets, like, VERY excited about getting a two-line phone as a gift. (listens) Okay, I'll see you later. But what of the male bimbo? JERRY: I have to go over to my grandmother's. (S9E15), 50. Jerry was perfectly comfortable with the idea that dentists should have their own schools.
She never dates, and I know it's because of her. JERRY: (still reluctant) Kramer, I don't wanna stop and talk with. But with nine seasonsand 180 episodesstaring me in the face, Iwas never quite ready to commit to a binge that big. The technology. That Wendy really knows. Jerry looks at his photo on the wall and adjusts it so it's straight. However, a resident ("Steve") comes down, presumably just coming to know Kramer from the picture and shouts "Hey, Cosmo!". Mustard lends itself to the squeeze. the.
Mustard lends itself to the squeeze. Momentary enlightenment can be found in a pastrami sandwich one of the nuggets of small truth lodged in the folds of Georges many neuroses. It always was with George.
And while this might not be worthy of fisticuffs, we have to agree double dipping is like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. (hands over cheque) There, George heads for the door. Jerry and Elaine both look surprised and let-down by Kramer. Jerry: I really don't see the difference. This entire episode revolves around arranging a wake-up call for a visiting athlete. Dating a video store employee because of their staff picks is actually cute (or it least it was until he turned out to be a teenager), but would neeeever happen now. Morty has a pencil and pad and a pocket, MORTY: Do you know what the interest on that fifty dollars comes to, MORTY: Six hundred and sixty-three dollars and forty-five cents. Its true, Jerry Seinfeld might have been the pickiest person on the planet, but its also true that weve seen certain hands that dont seem to go with a dainty feminine frame.
Oh, hi mom. Do you, remember when you were a kid, your father winning like a thousand dollars Rondi Reed (Mary) There's no more kissing, and I don't If you were hitch-hiking, you'd never get into a car, ELAINE: I had to carry my skis, and my boots and my poles. So your time is more valuable than mine. GEORGE: (tearing out cheque) Yeah, same time. Portland, OR 97227. Sure wish they had cellphones(S5E13), 32. of the. I never heard you say you admire me for. Its an issue of control. Gene Elman (Buddy) Before he was Walter White, Bryan Cranston was Tim Whatley, the gas-breathing, religion-swapping, regifting dentist to the stars.
Now, you're part of a family. She changed her hairstyle, (pulls a face) it's, A happy looking guy pushes his way past Kramer and out of the, KRAMER: Oh yeah, yeah, great. Directed by: Andy Ackerman, Recurring Cast:
Theres a word for the gorgeous female airhead: the bimbo. (S1E4), 8. Let me see that.
(stalks over to the, counter) Skiing?!
He's a crook, sooner or later, he'll. Jerry and Leo begin to struggle for possession of the ketchup. They do say its a bargain, but STILL. JERRY: No, I told you I admire your hearing. Looks through Kramer's gallery of tenants. Eventually she drops the boots and, rather than pick Donald: It doesn't matter. Bless you, iPhone. Julio walks away as the elevator arrives. 
Elaine: She's a physical therapist. ELAINE: (pointing) Oh, no, I'm three more blocks. NANA: Your father won a thousand dollars at the track last week, and When Wendy drops Elaine off after their trip, the blue screen outside the car is blue, rather than a street scene. Wendy: A delicate genius? ELAINE: (unbuckling her seatbelt) Alright, well Elaine struggles along the sidewalk at night with her ski gear in her. (S8E11), 44. KRAMER: No no no. Before The Label Maker episode of Seinfeld, people certainly smiled when they got a crappy gift, quietly rewrapped it and gave it to some other poor sucker. 5. (calling after the guy) And get some of, An attractive redheaded woman comes along the hallway. Why did it take so long? Some might think this is something one says to a horse. When applying design thinking to the solution of business challenges, I like to use a three-question framework: Whats Your Problem Is the problem identification phase, where problems may surface from annoyances or complaints. live in. What d'you make of it? The buzzer sounds, and Jerry answers. (S2E5), 13. Pastrami may be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats, but could George have reached ecstasy without mustard without the lubricant that cuts through pastramis unctuousness? KRAMER: (keen) What was I telling you? So, what's happening with uncle Leo? Jerry tries to see around Kramer into his apartment. JERRY: Oh, yeah, he had to take his mother to the chiropodist. Wendy can't make her appointment. Before this episode when George emerged from a cold swim to reveal that his family jewels had been somewhat, uh, deflated the word shrinkage might not have meant much to female viewers. Behind Elaine, George is standing in the open door, GEORGE: Wednesday? Julio comes out of the elevator, and Jerry walks over to ask (S2E11), 17. In September, Reddit user ArTdEc0 posed a very important question to the floor: What is the most George Constanzaesque reason you broke up with someone? JULIO: Hey, believe me, I know there's nothing worse than when your. RECEPTIONIST: So. Nobody! either, but. Kramer, is just completing Jerry's name underneath the Polaroid he took earlier.
MARY: Jerry. Behind Kramer a guy (Jack) has entered the building. I left.
Isn't this nice? Wendy can't make her appointment. Jerry: Well, if they make squeeze mustard, doesn't it stand to reason that they make squeeze ketchup? Aime joins us with a passion Read More, Organizations have been challenged over the last 18 months to continually reimagine how and where we do our work. I'm like. And when he was told the heartbreaking rates of suicide among dentists, the raging anti-dentite inside Jerry spit: Is that why its so hard to get an appointment?. Wendy Worthington (Louise) Barney Martin (Morty Seinfeld)
Wendy and Elaine share a laugh. lips. When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed! Original Air Date: February 16, 199 JERRY: (removing his coat) So? Watch your co-workers to see what strategies they employ to shortcut the process, and that might give you the fresh insight to identify the problem you really need to solve. And you too, Elaine, I haven't forgotten you. KRAMER: Hey! JERRY: Oh man. The photograph which he puts up in the lobby appears to be a 7 in x 5 in and has no border. Wendy driving into New York at night with Elaine as passenger. (S6E16), 37. I'm, I'm having trouble lifting my This contradicts the conversation between George and Jerry earlier. I hope my clients weren't too upset. George: Oh, I see. shower's not working.
Jack walks up. GEORGE/JERRY/ELAINE/WENDY: Hey/Hi/Hello (etc.). GEORGE: (after Wendy and to the receptionist) Oh, you have a policy! Hence, the standard all future boyfriends had to meet was sponge-worthiness. KRAMER: You should be thanking me for liberating you from your world Do it or dont, w/e. George says ketchup should be in a squeeze bottle since mustard is but it has been since the 80s and Leo even mentions the squeeze bottle to Nana. Leo opens it, to reveal Jerry. Kramer heads out the door, but Elaine intercepts him. Las Vegas flooding: Multiple casinos, entire Strip, airport under water, Florence Pugh unhappy over Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles affair: source, Prince William, Kate Middleton party hard in viral clip of life before marriage, Lindsay Lohan and Bader Shammas spotted for the first time since intimate wedding, Chris Rock jokes that he was slapped by Suge Smith following Will Smith apology, Gina Rodriguez announces pregnancy on 38th birthday, Jittery Cara Delevingne Couldn't Keep Still on 'Live with Kelly and Ryan' Interview. While Read More, 2240 N. Interstate Avenue JERRY: (rueful acceptance) Oh, yeah, I understand. Richard Dawson down there now. Jerry and Buddy sit on the bench, reminiscing. George Costanza (12,935 votes) Keep track of this phase. Were only sorry that this potentially brilliant concept got derailed at the last minute. JERRY: I'm just not getting any hot water. In the timesince, Ive caught a few reruns on early-morning TV, frantically googled Festivus (someone makes the joke every year) and followed Seinfeld Current Day(@seinfeld2000) on Twitter. Is he paying you? The 2-5 matchup between George Costanza and mustard was meant to be. Each time you go through this cycle, your What If list will tighten up, getting closer and closer to things that might solve the problem. JOAN: Hi Jerry. Why I. tell you he shoulda give it to me for all the bottles he took! Elaine is giggling gleefully at Jerry's discomfiture. In the 1990s, at the height of Americas PC mania and obsession with cultural sensitivity, the world thought Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza were lovers. Maybe to keep her quiet. Written by: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld long. do it. Jerry turns at the call of his name, and Kramer fires off a quick shot.
JERRY: I have to open a bottle of ketchup for her. The photograph has been crudely vandalised with a magic marker. Mary Scheer (Joan) Louisa Abernathy (Nurse) Why Not is the testing phase. Who should replace Zendaya in Lifetimes Aaliyah biopic? JERRY: Elaine, now you're being ridiculous. He's moving his wrist A woman (Mary) has entered from the street. In honor of those 25 years, here are 25 things that Seinfeld added to the popular vernacular over the course of its nine seasons on the air (1989-98). (S8E6), 43. Who is out here paying for bodega groceries with **cheques**? So your time is more valuable than mine. If you thought you were going to find your solution with a brainstorm session, though, you were wrong. It's a misprint.
Take some time in this phase to really dig down and understand the underlying issue. and b) how? Same time tomorrow. JERRY: You think I want another family? (S2E4), 12. Where are they broken? 7. Luh you, online banking.
How would that be? As the koan goes, if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him. that it is, he closes the various doors of the fridge. Do you think you could give me some treatment? Julio stalks away. George: Why not? And among the various grunts and stammers out of the weirdo neighbor, this was probably the most normal. KRAMER: (points) You know, I really like that hairdo. He was not above snide comments. GEORGE: You know, I got this little swelling right here. You will, actually kiss another human being, right on the head. Sixteen years after the final episode aired, the symbiosis was restored. Biting his [The board members sob and cry] Thanks again. I had to take my mother to the chiropodist. GEORGE: Wendy? JERRY: (locking his door) Oh, I gotta go visit my nana in the nursing, The elevator doors open and Jerry and Kramer come out. (S6E17). ELAINE: (shocked) Insurance? KRAMER: (interested) Well, how do you do? (S4E14), 29. Kramers using the payphone in his building. Considering that mustard is merely a player in this real-life timeline of Costanza-isms, it shouldnt have been any surprise to see George run away with this Sweet 16 matchup. Wendy greets Jerry, with a kiss on the cheek, which he's not happy about. Difficulty distinguishing between the past and the present. Jerry is staring at Leo, with an expression of suspicion. It's Moors. BUDDY: And, after your grandfather hit the daily double, he gave him But a bubble boy became a whole new concept in Seinfelds hands. (His glibness was justified it was the Moors who invaded Spain in 711, not the Moops.
His opening monologue is on women paying for everything by cheque. Once you have identified your real problem, you are ready for the other two phases: What If is the ideation phase. You see, that's the kind of society I wanna You don't wanna do that. JERRY: Oh, look at that. (S8E13), 45. He's right over there. ELAINE: George, you got a little something, right here. She overhears. Kramer takes a quick peek through the peephole, then opens ELAINE: Uh, could you come back in about five minutes? TFW Jerry gets all impressed over e-mail (S9E8), 49. Jerry and Elaine step aboard. Danny Chau is an assistant editor at Grantland. Not many people can claim to have broken up a funeral by getting into a fight with one of the grieving relatives but George Costanza did that when he double-dipped a chip. Hello, uh (looks for and finds the photo) Mary. This is the December 23 holiday invented by one Frank Costanza, dedicated to the airing of grievances, feats of strength and, of course, the aluminum Festivus pole. Skip recommended stories carousel and go to main content. I mean, it's almost as, if I was hitch-hiking and she says "Well, this is as far as I can George is at the counter with his cheque book. Jerrys opening monologue is about a payphone. 